you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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