Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
be right there i have to get my cape
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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