Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
should my penis look like a turkey
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Terrible idea I love it
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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