i just google imaged poop.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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