Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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