What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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