Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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