i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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