She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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