whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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