i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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