Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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