Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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