So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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