So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i was born a porn star she said
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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