If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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