I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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