my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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