I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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