oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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