guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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