We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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