I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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