butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
its liver damage thursday
So apparently I’m into choking now
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
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