I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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