he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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