Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
