what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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