love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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