If that was your dad, he is hot
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
there is puke in my bra ... again
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