So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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