you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm getting married
To pizza
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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