Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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