Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Randomize
