yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
