yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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