"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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