she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
The power of my boobs compel you
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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