The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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