dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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