Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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