would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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