Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Operation Purity has been aborted
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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