I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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