Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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