It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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