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it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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