before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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