Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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