ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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